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[glow=red,2,300]English Translation[/glow]
Bush wanted to find out why Elizabeth is on the throne for a very long time so he went to her and asked her "how come you are still holding the queen position so long?!"
She replied by saying that she chooses her people very carefully and she chooses only the smart ones. And then she told Bush to see what will happen.
She called Tony Blair and asked him "who is the son of you father and mother but not your brother or sister?"
Tony Blair replied "Its me!"
Bush was astonished and went back to America to see if his management team are smart or not so he called thingy Chiney and asked him the same question.
Chiney seemed confused and then he said "can you give me a chance to think about it?"
Bush replied "YES!"
So Chiney gathered with the congressmes and laid down the question which no body was able to answer so they called Collin Paul and asked him "who it the son of your father and mother but not your brother or sister?"
Collin Paul simply replied "Its me!"
Chiney was very happy and phoned Bush and told him "Sir, I know the answer, it is Collin Paul!"
Bush replied by saying "No stupid, it is Tony Blair!!!"