Post by Odali-VIP-er (ÇáÚæÐáí) on Feb 25, 2006 20:11:09 GMT
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Dudy stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Dudy?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Dudy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Dudy.
"Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that little Dudy wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Dudy! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Dudy quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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Little Dudy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, The 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Dudy asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture??"
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;D 
After a few seconds, Little Dudy stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Dudy?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Little Dudy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Dudy.
"Giving up?"
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The math teacher saw that little Dudy wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Dudy! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Dudy quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
> >~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Little Dudy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, The 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Dudy asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture??"
> >~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~~
;D 
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