Post by Odali-VIP-er (ÇáÚæÐáí) on Feb 26, 2006 14:35:56 GMT
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Little Dudy : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Little Dudy : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Little Dudy : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
Teacher : "Dudy, you talk a lot !"
Little Dudy : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Little Dudy : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a eacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Little Dudy : "She's a woman".
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Student : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
Little Dudy: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Little Dudy : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Dudy, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Little Dudy : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
;D
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".
Teacher : "! George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Little Dudy: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Little Dudy : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Little Dudy : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Little Dudy : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
Teacher : "Dudy, you talk a lot !"
Little Dudy : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Little Dudy : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a eacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Little Dudy : "She's a woman".
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Student : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
Little Dudy: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Little Dudy : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Dudy, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Little Dudy : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
;D Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".
Teacher : "! George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Little Dudy: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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